“A modest man, but then he has so much to be modest about”
“Well, let me put it another way, Bob, you are a girl! And you are a girl with as much talent for disguise as a giraffe in dark glasses trying to get into a polar bears-only golf club.”
“das der wirtschaft die politik und die menschen zu dienen hat und nicht umgekehrt” Merkel
“I am Cornholio, I need TP for my bunghole”
“if we do discover a complete theory, it should in time be understandable in broad principle by everyone, not just a few scientists. Then we shall all, philosophers, scientists, and just ordinary people, be able to take part in the discussion of the question of why it is that we and the universe exist. If we find the answer to that, it would be the ultimate triumph of human reason – for then we would know the mind of God.”
“We cannot go back, that’s why it’s hard to choose. You have to make the right choice. As long as you don’t choose, everything remains possible.”
“An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind”
“(1) Excuse me. Are you the Judean People’s Front? -(2) Fuck off! – (1) What? – (2) Judean People’s Front! We’re the People’s Front of Judea! Judean People’s Front! Cuh!”
“Hold up the sandal, as He has commanded us!”
“Usually in life one is either looking forward to the future or backward to the past, so that it is seldom that one says to oneself, ‘What a glorious time i am having”. But I can recall that very often this thought came to me as i walked past the old grey buildings.”
“Men don’t faint, we take unintended decisive naps”
“Truth is like the sun. You can shut it out for a time, but it ain’t goin’ away.”
““The truth is incontrovertible, malice may attack it, ignorance may deride it, but in the end; there it is.”
“Just a flesh wound.” “Oh, oh I see. Running away, eh?! You yellow bastards!!! Come back here and take what’s coming to you!!! I’LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF!!!”
“Watch your thoughts, for they become words.
Watch your words, for they become actions.
Watch your actions, for they become habits.
Watch your habits, for they become character.
Watch your character, for it becomes your destiny.”
“Dammit Beavis, what the hell are you doing? You’re not supposed to have your penis out while you’re cooking! ”
“Kenny’s family is so poor that yesterday they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage.”
“It’s always surprising how small a part of life is taken up by meaningful moments. Most often, they’re over before they start”
“How much of human life is lost in waiting”
“The only wrong thing to do is nothing.”
“No, I’m not afraid of the dark. I’m worried about Schmidt. He’s a Jew in the desert. I don’t want him to wander.”
“Well, you’ve come to the right place, Bob. A war hasn’t been fought this badly since Olaf the Hairy, high chief of all the Vikings, accidentally ordered 80,000 battle-helmets with the horns on the inside.”
“As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being.”
“You spend your whole life looking for answers, because you think the next answer will change something, maybe make you a little less miserable. And you know that when you run out of questions you don’t just run out of answers, you run out of hope. You glad you know that?”
“I like life. It’s something to do. Somewhere on this globe every 10 seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.”